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jonnovstheinternet:

In Romania they have box Vodka.

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It’s 37.5% and it comes with a fucking straw.

perfect for school lunches

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unstickyhunter:

baptisms:

can the science side of tumblr exPLAIN THIS???

A Shaquille grooms one of the Shaquillings in it’s herd

unstickyhunter:

baptisms:

can the science side of tumblr exPLAIN THIS???

A Shaquille grooms one of the Shaquillings in it’s herd

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nicosdisangelic:

New Republican ad came out today which gave me the best reaction image I’ve ever seen.

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bosxe:

perfectvic:

LITERALLY MY FAVORITE

This is so much better than any russian roulette or “poison cookie” analogy.

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inked-virtue:

dxcade:

DO U EVEN LIFT MR WAYNE

Literal burn

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frickyaitsmyblog:

mochisprite:

charlesoberonn:

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chongthenomad:

so my family went to the tulip fields and my little sister didn’t have a good time at all

WHY IS THAT ONE FUCKING TULIP A DIFFERENT COLOR I WOULD BE UPSET TOO

it is the chosen one

it must be the main character in the anime

It got funnier when I realized just how many tulips are in this picture.

it must be a shiny

IM CRYING BC AFTER I SAW THAT SECOND LAST COMMENT^^ I WENT TO GO LOOK AND IT REALLY DID GET FUNNIER

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seaweedbraens:

how do people assume percy and annabeth will name their future children names like celeste and stuff (i mean dont get me wrong its a really pretty name) but this is percy we’re talking about he’ll probably name his son jack just so he can say jack jackson and things like “jack, son, you are a jackson” and then he’ll crack up so bad annabeth will have to drag him out of the room or something

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flyichiro:

the other day we were discussing dating and this one dude was like “I don’t see the big deal why can’t people just ask people out without all the fuss” and another guy was like “well you get nervous and you get butterflies in your stomach ya know” and the first dude looked the other dude straight in the eye and said “DIGEST THEM.”

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